One Slimey Survivor

Never Ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo

DEAR SLUGKILLERS-

The question on everyone's mind seems to be if they have vanished, without a trail.
I think I am funny. Instead of "Vanished, Without a Trace" ha ha ha to meself.
Well, back to the all important question...Are they gone?
I rather doubt it. I will check after the sun sets tonight, when they are willing to reveal their disgusting selves.
I seem to remember reading that harmless garden slugs can mutate after having salt applied. What do they mutate into? I really don't want to say. Pretty scarey stuff. But something about the people who dumped it on them, anyone who ways "ew." in their presence, and especially those who scream (brings on slug migraines)

Here are some interesting pictures I found.

With this first photo I immediately thought "What KIND of a person would willingly do that?" Then I reasoned it HAD to have been under a threat of a sort, as you cannot view the entire picture. Or for an enormous sum of money.

They were hideous! They were odiferous! They were slimey! They were slugs and they had invaded!

That's a preggo.

We've hit the mother lode!

"Jeff, do these make good fishing bait?"

My answer to that question would be... "Jeff...show us how you bare handedly squish them onto the hook."